BIMBA Y LOLA

So you’ve met your boyfriend’s parents. Good news, they’re lovely! Bad news, they’re festive obsessive, and can’t stop with the terrible tinsel time television. What do you do when they switch over to the Nutcracker for the fifteenth time that day? Poof, you vanish!

When you’d rather have a pint of O-negative than turkey and stuffing, but you’re trying your best to make a good impression, the last thing you need is garlic breath. Especially if you’re a vampire.

Considering you have eternal life, you sleep in a coffin, and crucifixes burn your skin, a bible isn’t at the top of your Christmas wish list, but still…It’s the thought that counts!

New Year, new you, add a little color, add a little sparkle, and make a resolution. You’ve got all of eternity to get it right! Happy Holidays!